February 2012
I wish you wanted me as much as I want you.
But you will eventually. I’m irresistibly adorable.
afternoonsnoozebutton:
xvxavier:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
saboobnah:
stream-of-unconsciousness:
For reasons I do not quite understand, I get really annoyed when people reblog a post and say ‘this.’
Okay, I get it. You agree with the post. That’s why you reblogged it.
If you don’t have anything of importance to contribute, then just don’t say anything.
^^ THIS.
omg
Social anxiety isn’t cool.
OCD isn’t cool.
Bipolar disorder isn’t cool.
Depression isn’t cool.
Cutting isn’t cool.
Phobias aren’t cool.
Trauma isn’t cool.
Sleep disorders aren’t cool.
Eating disorders aren’t cool.
They’re real things, they’re scary, and pretending you have them is just fucking obnoxious and an insult.
im gay is that cool?
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For reasons I do not quite understand, I get really annoyed when people reblog a post and say ‘this.’
Okay, I get it. You agree with the post. That’s why you reblogged it.
If you don’t have anything of importance to contribute, then just don’t say anything.
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kellikatastrophe asked: I can honestly say I dont understand 90% of your posts and I dont know why I follow you lol
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“I hate when people shove their religion down my throat! Now open your mouth so I...”
– Atheists
gaymzee:
she wears short shorts i’m gay she’s cheer captain i’m gay
barbje:
black people can vote? well shit that explains everything
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I want what cannot possibly happen.
And that is why we broke up.
But you may call me Fred:... →
fredman555:
partypropagandaprofessional:
If you think the right of businesses to racially segregate is more important than the basic human rights of people of color, go fuck yourself right off a cliff. Your basic human rights are to YOUR: life, liberty and property. Your human right to liberty become null and void once you enter Joes Diner. To assume one could walk onto private property even...
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This just in: After extensive research, scientists have discovered that there is no correlation between having a soul and reblogging a picture of a cancer patient. We will have more on this at 11.
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I actually have so many stories about Boston that I have no idea how to go about telling all of them.
So I just won’t tell any of them.
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I’m back from Boston.
Is it okay that I slept in this boy’s bed all three nights just so I could piss off his psychotic wannabe girlfriend?
I mean, that wasn’t the only reason. It was just…the main reason.
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connuh:
i wanna date someone who would just lay in my bed naked with me for days and eat pizza and take showers together
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why do i have to wear pants
ofmiceandashley:
It’s Of Mice & Men! Not Of Mice and Men. -.-
Look at this girl’s URL
I'm going to be whoring around in Boston for the...
And I have learned from experience that you mother fuckers will unfollow me if I leave this blog unattended for more than thirty seconds, so I queued a few things.
But I won’t be around to answer questions or hate mail or anything.
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cannonball crustacean: Alright everyone here's what's gonna happen: pick a nation
cannonball crustacean: I get to be France
Allen: i wanna be Germany
Allison Poopersmith: England
cannonball crustacean: Alright, now everyone send me nude photos.
cannonball crustacean: That's the whole game.
kkkill:
ummmmm fuck everyone i just want to cuddle with my boyfriend
Me too, except I don’t have a boyfriend so it’s my cat.
Wait, I don’t have a cat either.
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i just
maxemaze:
i just want to take you
take you by the mouth
rest my hands gently
tenderly
against your lips
then grab really hard and yank with as much force as I can muster until your entire body is a hole that i can fall into